Fake Thai food

An attempt to mimic Thai fried noodle failed.. I think I boiled the dried noodle for too long and it became like starchy gruel. The sticky noodle did not mix well on the frying pan, nor did it cook through. It burned on the bottom, the vegetables were still raw. It was out of control on the pan so I microwaved the porridge-like dish.

This was the worst failure in my cooking history.. Oh no! I was dreaming of eating homemade Thai cuisine tonight.

Should try another kind of noodle. And big bow to the superb Thai chef, and sincere prayers for the flood sufferers out there...